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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Here are 23 cheesy yet clever pick up lines: 38.

Do you have 11 protons? You look so familiar… did we take a class together? Pickup lines are a tricky business.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Because my organ is filling up with blood.

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You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole! Women can smell when a man is being disingenuous.

This is an autumnal line.

It shows you don't take yourself too seriously.

Because you just took my breath away.

It's just something we strive for.

Wanna buy some drinks with their money? I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment? Do you have a Band-Aid? By the time you are done reading this, not only will you have a list of proven and effective lines to add to your repertoire, but you will understand exactly how to use them to get a positive response and escalate the interaction from there.

No, no, there are two "o's" in Goose boys.