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The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

" "Why should you think so? Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

At least ten women have offered to replace my wife.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? A tax inspector went into the African jungle and found a tribe which had never paid taxes before.

They talked about another rabbit, a friend of theirs called Johnny.

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Man: I offer you myself.

Answer: They taste funny Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Q: Where do polar bears vote? What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? - Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? But hell does that burn! A cannibal spent four years studying at Oxford university.

One day, the woman decided to be brave.

Question : If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it? " Her mother tried to correct her.

A man believed alcohol was very dangerous.

A young catfish lived, like all catfish, on the bottom of the pond.